Say it ain't so, TV writers, say it ain't so.

With the recent TV writers strike, insiders and experts are expecting another new influx of reality TV shows. With minimal budgets and no need for writers, it looks like if the strike isn't called off, our Must See TV line-up will look like this:

7 p.m. America's Most Embarrassing Citizen with co-hosts David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff and Michael "Kramer" Richards

7:30 p.m. Who Wants to be a Sperm Donor? (I kid you not, this was an actual proposed show at a network)

8 p.m. Blondes with Orange Tans Get Drunk and Burp

9 p.m. The Ugly, Less Talented, Younger Sister Life starring Ashlee Simpson and Jamie Lynn Spears

9:30 p.m. The Nicole Richie Show (first episode, Nicole agonizes over whether or not to eat a grape).

10 p.m. Rich, White Kids with No Personality Deal with um...Stuff

I implore you TV writers, come back to work. Spare us from this fate worse than death. I need my House, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Family Guy.

Save us from this never-ending Reality TV nightmare!