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Real Name: Bj Lewis Gender: male Date of Birth: April 25, 1982 Member Since: September 21, 2007 Last Signed In: September 30, 2008 Profile Views: 2377 Blog Views: 5316 So break out your WTF rally towels for the SIMS movie.... So Diesel could be back in XXX...uh..X... So wait WTF?? Will Smith as Captain America..? So filming has begun on Transformers 2 So...a guitar hero movie?? WTF?? So that movie voiceover guy has died... So again I say, who's ready to go "Fast and Furious"? So there's a movie that will Kick-A**....because it says so... So is Tom "Crazy" Cruise too old for MI:4? So 8 months till bell time?? September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08
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That's right I said it. I have said it before and will again. I hate Spider-Man 3. I don't care if it was a $890,983,299 grossing movie worldwide. I, unabashed comic book geek that I am, hate the movie. The second one was one of the greatest comic book movie's ever. The third one, a complete waste of talent. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco return in the third installment to be joined by Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, as the Sandman, Venom and Gwen Stacy respectively. If you want to see why I hate this movie... MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sequences of intense action violence. Talk to me License to Wed MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sexual humor and language Other releases: A stupid movie with Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony, I can't even bring myself to type it it's so bad. I am certain that really means worst movie. Ever. Despite ticket sales continuing their downward slide for the sixth week in a row, the Halloween weekend was slashed to ribbons by a new Saw movie. The teaser/trailer didn't give much more than the tag line and shots of people screaming but that was more than enough as Saw IV, earned an estimated $32.1 million. It was the second-highest grossing Halloween opening behind Saw III's $33.6 million and slightly ahead of Saw II's $31.7 million. The first Saw opened with $18.3 million in 2004. A pretty good showing for what started as a low budget gore fest. And yeah, next Halloween you will see Saw V and the Halloween after that Saw VI. Steve Carell's Dan in Real Life, earned an estimated $12.1 million. One of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's catch phrases as a wrestler was "You can't stop, can't stop the Rock!" That fact is clear as Disney's The Game Plan, came in at number 4 with a little over $6 million. And sadly, at least to me, We Own the Night has not owned anything and is hanging on to top ten placement by a thread. Come on people, support Marky Mark!
Source: Yahoo! Movies & Box Office Mojo Halloween. The time where kids and adults alike can step out of the ordinary, dress up, consume unhealthy amounts of candy and go crazy. Ah, good times, good times. Another tradition is seeing people get diced all to pieces on the big screen with their bloodcurdling screams echoing in THX surround sound. Slices its way into theaters across the country this weekend. I'd tell you to be ready for a fright, but Saw really hasn't been fright-filled since the first one, and really that wasn't even scary. Gory, yes, scary no. And it seems each sequel has just been an excuse to cut off more limbs and spill more Karo syrup and red food coloring. Oh sure, I'll be there because I don't want to be left out when people are talking about it Monday morning, but this will have really do something to impress me at this point. And I aim to see how they will justify SAW V & VI. Yes people. More Saw movies are coming. If you're not in the mood for gore, check out Steve Carell,in "Dan in Real Life" as Advice columnist Dan Burns, an expert on relationships, who somehow struggles to succeed as a brother, a son and a single parent. While Evan Almighty wasn't the greatest movie. I am a fan of Carell and long before "The 40-year-old Virgin" and can't wait to see him in "Get Smart." So what will you be checking out at the movies this weekend? So a few new flicks are on DVD today. I'd spotlight the crop if they were anything more than rental fodder. And Kevin Costner...someone make him stop acting. Seriously. He has not had a good movie since "Field of Dreams." Open Range was good but I give props more to Robert Duvall than anything he did. Is there is a good one since then, let me know. Now "Mr Brooks" is not the best, but better than the crop of movies he has been in recently. The only real problem to this movie was Demi Moore. In "Mr. Brooks" Costner is a successful businessman, a generous philanthropist, a loving father, devoted husband. and the notorious Thumbprint Killer. The embattled cop Moore portrays is determined to bring him in. Costner freaks you out being the loving father figure one minute and the psychotic remorseless killer the next. Moore (when is the last time she did a good movie?) is just kind of here and there in the movie. And she's involved in one of the stupidest gun fights I have ever seen on screen. It's like the director wanted to make an action movie but was never allowed to. Well he got his payback here with his random 30 seconds of John Woo/Matrix delight that completely leaves you scratching your head after you view it. HBO this one. I mean it's not horrid horrid like "Hostel 2" horrid but there are better movies on the shelves. Also out: As they rightly should have, the vampires in 30 Days of Night slashed the competition this weekend earning an estimated $16 million. Not that these are stellar numbers really, the Box has been down the past five weekends in a row. Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married and The Game Plan, are still up there with "Married" earning $12 million and "Plan" $8 million. Michael Clayton dropped down to four, and that saddens me. It's a good movie people. Sure you won't really know what you're watching for the first twenty minutes, but stick with it, it's worth it. We'll see what happens this week with Saw number fifty million and ten. And Dan in Real Life.
Okay so for the first edition of SND I gave you "Super Troopers" and "The Big Hit" for the second. Not exactly classics. But I have something this week. If you venture out to the video store with your loved one and they want say, an action movie and you want a love story, help is here. What you want to have is a Patrick Swayze double feature! Dirty Dancing and Road House. One is a the story of young girl making the transition to woman hood through the relationship she has with a dance instructor(Swayze). The other is the story of a butt kicking bouncer who cleans up a town from a ruthless criminal. One was a $300 million worldwide grossing move and the other was a failure at the box office that has found eternal life on VHS, DVD and TBS. Road House grossed $30,050,028 in the U.S. But you know what, it doesn't matter. I challenge you to tell me you don't like the glass breaking, fist throwing, throat ripping action of Road House. And I will admit to you that I enjoy the dancing, romancing and Baby-acting of Dirty Dancing. I shed a tear at the end I will admit. I had the time of my life watching it. But if you even mention "Havana Nights" your throat is coming out. This is how vampires are supposed to be done. They aren't glorified, or sensualized. These vamps are dark, gritty and scary as can be. They tear through anything and everything just because. Night descends upon Barrow, Alaska and lasts for 30 days. Plenty of time for the vamps to lay waste to this unsuspecting town. Blood is spilled, people die and the survivors try to last the month without getting killed. It's a good story, well directed, well acted, full of more emotion than one would come to expect in a movie like this. I was impressed with Hartnett, I didn't think he had the chops to carry this movie and he rose to the challenge like his character did in the film. There is one corny corny moment to speak of that marred the overall film a bit. (You'll know it when you see it, trust me) but all in all I was very happy with it. And you will be too. Spider Trilogy director, Sam Raimi commented recently on a fourth Spidey possibility here. They are looking for a fresh approach and where to take Spidey now. Me, I suggest they take him away. While Sony and Marvel see a million different story possibilities, do we even need another? I mean sure the 3rd movie alone grossed $890,509,718 worldwide, but it was a lackluster movie if you ask me. It was a complete waste of Thomas Hayden Church's ability. He could have brought such depth to a z-list villain in the Sandman. Raimi had always been against using Venom in the movies, but was basically bullied into it by the producers and you could clearly see he did not want to use him. Again a waste of Topher Grace's talent and because even if you use Venom, he needs his own movie to develop. Gwen Stacy...waste of a great character with great storyline potential. Too much Emo-Peter, too much whiny Mary Jane. I could go on an on. But of course, money talks and if there is money to be made, which there would be, you can expect more movies and probably more bad stories. It's like producers gearing up for Saw V and VI, which may be shot back-to-back. Why?
Adapting graphic novels are all the rage these days with "Road to Perdition," "A History of Violence," "From Hell," "300," and (in the making) "The Watchmen." Opening this weekend is "30 Days of Night" an adaption of the graphic novel of the same name about vampires attacking an Alaskan town that experiences 30 days with no sunlight. Not a big Hartnett fan but I am a fan of the director, David Slade and the graphic novel. So I am expecting big things of this movie, we'll see what happens. Also opening: The Comebacks Gone Baby Gone Source: Yahoo Movies Yes yes the $600 million worldwide grossing cinematic juggernaut that was the Transformers is out on DVD today. I saw the movie 3 times in the theater and though I have issues with Michael "Blow crap up for two hours" Bay, you can't argue with seeing live action Transformers. Even if the screen time they get is not enough, especially the Decepticons and what happens to Jazz. But maybe they will get it right in the sequel. In the meantime the DVD is out and depending on where you buy it, you get certain perks with it. Wal-Mart – Special Animated Movie Prequel DVD narrated by Peter Collen. (Note: this comes in a two pack with the normal DVD and the Prequel, not the 2 Disc Collectors Edition) Also out today: The Invisible A Mighty Heart
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And here I thought Clooney or Marky Mark would prevail this weekend, but no Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married ruled at the box office with an estimated $21.5 million. Again Perry find's success despite releasing a Madea-free movie. Clooney and Marky Mark weren't even anywhere to be found in the number two spot. Disney's The Game Plan did it again, raking in $11.5 million. Clooney and Marky Mark were virtually neck and neck at number 3 and 4 earning around $11 million each. I saw Michael Clayton. It was good. It was kind of slow to get into, but the pay off at the end was great. Clooney was fun to watch. So the subject matter and plot wasn't light and kid firendly, but oh well. It was still a good one. Go see it.
Source: Yahoo Movies, Box Office Mojo In "The Big Hit", Wahlberg plays the role of a hit man balancing his job and relationship with his demanding fiance. When he is pulled into a scheme to double cross his boss by kidnapping a young girl who turns out to be his boss's goddaughter, gunfire, explosions, laughs and over the top action ensues. This movie made me a Wahlberg fan. Sure he was okay in "Fear" and "Boogie Nights", but this was the movie I noticed him in. Maybe it's the action junkie in me. As stated it is way over the top, but part of one of the reasons I like it. I think he has come a long way since being a member of the Funky Bunch and poster boy for undies, his performance in "Shooter" and "The Departed" show, at least to me, the man can be a major Hollywood player. Well, moreso than he is now. Discuss. And yes, last week I gave you "Super Troopers" and this week another movie that's not exactly a cinematic gem(at least in some circles), but next week I have a two-for-one special that will satisfy guys and gals when they head out to the video store. I had been saving this blog for Sunday but here it is... Hollywood is a place to go. It's a place where movies are made. A small country unto itself. There are some days where I wish Hollywood was a person and I could punch it in the face. Why...or rather why this time I should say. I know Hollywood is remake crazy, recently shown by Rob Zombie's heavily hyped yet unimpressive remake of Carpenter's classic 'Halloween'. There is some cinematic hallowed ground you should just not touch. Enter the Dragon is one of them. What is wrong with a little creativity? Every time you turn around there is a rehashing, remake, reinvention, a re-whatever. They take something for it's name only and then crap all over the concept, the things that made it a hit before for the sake of the almighty dollar. And honestly while I cringe at the idea of an Enter the Dragon remake, there have been some good ones....Ocean's 11...The Italian Job (well hey, I liked it). But for every one of those is a remake like Ben Stiller's "Heartbreak Kid". Of you find the news of Will Smith wanting to remake "The Karate Kid" with his son in the lead role. Yes. Will Smith. Yes. The Karate-flipping-Kid. http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007... It just makes me shake my head so much I think I am going to come up with whiplash. "We Own the Night" "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?" "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" "Michael Clayton"
Four potentially great movies. Two I am confident are completely awesome. So get out and get to the movies. And if you see me there, say hello. So what should you spend your hard earned dollars on when you head out to the video store this evening? Surf's Up Evan Almighty 28 Weeks Later Reign Over Me Not so honorable mention: Wrong Turn 2: Dead End "The Game Plan" held it's own against a crop of uninspring movies this weekend, which was the slowest early October seen in more than a decade. Overall business added up to around $80 million, down 28 percent from the same period last year when "The Departed" debuted. While "Plan" held well and remained in first place, the deficit was partly attributed to the lackluster start of "The Heartbreak Kid". I am not surprised personally. It was a remake. It was formulaic Stiller. It was just not that good. "The Game Plan" slid a small 29 percent to an estimated $16.3 million for $42.8 million in ten days, and "The Heartbreak Kid" attracted an estimated $14 million on approximately 4,200 screens at 3,229 theaters. "The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising" had one of the poorest starts for a fantasy on record and the second worst for a 3,000-theater plus release behind Hoot, pulling in a measly $3.7 million. It didn't have the star power or the buzz, but you know I still want to see it, I am curious about it. Bottoming out this weekend was "Feel the Noise" and "The Jane Austen Book Club". "Noise" wasn't feeling anything pulling in only $3.4 million at 1,015 venues. Its distributor, Sony, claimed that was more than the production budget. And that is very very sad. I don't know why studios bother to release stuff like this on the big screen. Just straight to video it, save yourself the humiliation of a poor box office outing and odds are you will do much better with the movie rental crowd. Meanwhile, few joined the book club in its national expansion. Playing at 1,232 locations, the ensemble romance garnered an anemic estimated $1.5 million Get ready for this weekend though..."We Own the Night" is coming...I am not ashamed to say I have been salivating over this movie since I saw the trailer. "Elizabeth: the Golden Age"..I'm curious..."Tyler Perry's Why Did I get Married"...I'll be in the seat for that one. We'll see if these flicks can bolster the box office this weekend.
Source: Yahoo Movies and Box Office Mojo When I first learned that the WB was taking on the monumental task of adapting the Watchmen for film I was surprised. I mean taking what is regarded by most as the single greatest graphic novel in the history the comic book industry and making a movie out of it, that takes a set. A huge set. Watchmen was a 12-issue deconstruction of the conventional superhero archetypes. It was brilliantly crafted using several literary and artistic techniques that have influenced practically every comic book creator and many filmmakers since. But to take it and squeeze it into a two hour movie, I had my doubts. I still do. I personally don't think it should be adapted, some stuff just does not translate and I did not think the Watchmen would. But there is money to be made so i caved and I at least thought, okay, if you are going to do it, do it as a multi-part mini-series on HBO. Then you could get into everything. Two hours...you're going to lose so much. It doesn't help that Moore isn't helping on the project. The man hates people adapting his work. If you look at From Hell and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you can feel his pain. V for Vendetta was watchable but its message and vision was twisted a bit for the film. The thing that does give me a little hope is the fact it is being directed by Zack Snyder. Have you seen 300? One of Frank Miller's best graphic novels and Snyder pulled it off just nicely. I saw it twice in the theater, it was and still is that good. Snyder will use some of those techniques that gave 300 its look for the Watchmen. I am not blown away by the casting. Jeffrey Dean Morgan..Matthew Goode...Malin Akerman.... But I am glad they are not trying to inflate the movie with huge marquee names to drive up the budget, bring in the typical star-hungry movie audience and have them view a crappy movie. You can do adaptions right, just look at Sin City, one of the greatest comic book movies ever, in my opinion. Top 3 easily. I'll give the guy the benefit of the doubt and try to enjoy it for what it is. Who watches the Watchmen? I'll give it a shot. So on Saturday's I will suggest a good movie to get from the video store around the corner and curl up on the couch with. This week I think people need a laugh. They need a gutbusting laugh one can only get from Super Troopers. It's the story of Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva, a group of fun loving Vermont state troopers. The troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. Budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., The discovery of a dead body and possible drug ring has the super troopers springing into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department. I can't tell you how many times I laughed at this movie and still do on repeated viewings. It's almost enough to make me forget these guys went from this movie to that awful Club Dread (no Billy you cannot convince me that movie doesn't suck). Check it out. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising Alexander Ludwig, Ian McShane, Gregory Smith, Austin Vaccaro, Frances Conroy The Heartbreak Kid Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Malin Akerman, Carlos Mencia, Robert Corddry Feel the Noise Omari Grandberry, Giancarlo Esposito, Victor Rasuk, Charles Duckworth, James McCaffrey Michael Clayton George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson, Tilda Swinton, Sydney Pollack, Pamela Gray Those are you heading out to your local video store to snatch up the new releases are in for a fright with the big screen adaptation of Stephen Kings’ “1408” starring John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson. While the name of Jackson on any movie, makes it instantly watchable, the movie is a good little thriller about Cusack tempting his fate learning the secrets of a certain hotel room. “1408” PG-13 for thematic material including disturbing sequences of violence and terror, frightening images and language Rent it. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Good gracious, what a horrid little movie. I had high hopes for this sequel. I was in the minority of comic book fans who actually liked the first movie and thought it was a good big budget try at the FF, I mean the only other alternative would be Roger Corman’s crappy DTV attempt on bootleg. The sequel was said to stick closer to the vein of the comic book. The movie is family friendly, which is good and bad. Good because you can talk five-year-old Tommy to it, but bad because it feels so dumbed down. The gags are stupid, the dialogue is painful to watch. The FX are lax (Reed Richards’ dancing at his bachelor party in the movie was just bad bad bad FX work). The treatment of the looming threat of Galactus in the movie was beyond blasphemy for any comic book fan and just stupid in general for any mainstream movie goer. “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” PG for sequences of action violence, some mild language and innuendo Burn it. “Jindabyne” with Laura Linney and Gabriel Byrne in a drama based on Raymond Carver's short story "So Much Water So Close to Home," slipped by me. So I haven’t seen it. Byrne is usually great in movies so try a little drama along with you thrill for the night. “Jindabyne” |