I must admit that I'm underwhelmed by the reponse to the question of "Who owns Victoria?"

Here was just days away from the game and I'm getting nothing from the parties involved. Am I to believe that the Aggies and Longhorns of Victoria skip about hand-in-hand picking daisies and giggling at each others' witty jokes? Has the Maroon and Burnt Orange blended together into some color resembling baby sick?

It's bad enough that the UT and TAMU faithful aren't going after each other, but they also are standing by while some non-BCS conference school in Houston tries to claim the town. It's sickening.

Where is the good-natured rivalry?  I'm guessing the UT fans are still too busy making kissy faces at their Vince Young posters while those rocket scientists at A&M are taking off their shoes so they can count how many years it's been since their team mattered.

It's time to unload all of that venom. Give me your best reasons to hate the other team. The best reasons (provided any of you jellyfish can grow enough spine to talk some smack) will grace the cover of the sports section on game day.