What is the deal with Bambi 2? We all know about the movie Bambi. If you have not seen it, please email me from the rock you have been under your entire life, and I will send you a copy and some Kleenex. Anyway, Bambi 2 is the single most idiotic excuse for a sequel ever.

It tells you what happened in Bambi’s life after his mom was killed, but before the first movie’s events happened. So why not call it “Bambi: The Beginning?” Why not just go ahead and add more of his life with his mother? DreamWorks spent more money making that sorry excuse for a movie than I will make in my entire lifetime.

When Landon gets a little older, and he wants to watch Bambi and Bambi 2, how do I explain that complete morons run a billion dollar movie studio, smoke crack on their breaks, and make stupid movies that mean absolutely nothing? (Insert smart answer here.)

I think I am finished being mad about that now. (Idiots.)

So – what is your favorite restaurant? Someone said I should elaborate on this topic, and I really think I should too. I absolutely LOVE the selection that Victoria has to offer. You can eat just about any kind of food you are in the mood for, and not have to take a second mortgage out on your house for it to taste decent.

I personally LOVE Italian food. Unfortunately, Prima Pasta fell off the face of the Earth and I had to start eating at Johnny Carino’s. Don’t get me wrong, I really love the food, but the waitpersons there are horrid. Not all of them fall into that category, but the majority of them do. The only time I have a good experience is if I go at lunchtime. Sorry people, but I was a waitperson for nearly 10 years – I know good service when I see it. Maybe you can take this as a cue to up your game a bit.

Next is Chinese Food. Easily, the absolute best Chinese place in town for me is China Taste. I always call it Super Taste, and my whole family ridicules me for it. I even make the checks out to Super Taste. I am not sure if they owners are the ones who usually man the counter, but they are extremely personable. The wait staff there is exceptional, and if you want something made fresh for the buffet, just ask!

One server in particular actually picked peas and carrots out of the fried rice for my son when he was a little younger. My son always makes an unusually horrendous mess anywhere we go, so if the service is good, they get a fat tip. (Note to waitpersons: Me happy = Fat Tip) They have never made a face or complained, and that is a huge plus for me. Nothing is more disheartening when you know your waitperson cannot wait for you and your messy kid to leave.

I wanted to talk about Mexican food in Victoria, but that will take up a whole blog in itself. I love love LOVE Mexican food. So, I will leave you with this question: What is your favorite non-Mexican food restaurant (I’ll ask about that next time) in Victoria, and how would you rate the wait staff there?

Everyone who answers my question gets a Twizzler.