“Strawberry and Chocolate Twizzlers rock. The Cherry Twizzlers can go f*** themselves.” – Kevin Smith. YES. That Kevin Smith.

I used to frequent a message board a few years ago, and Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, “Silent Bob”) posted there. He would post and let people know he was “there” and then everyone could ask questions. It was actually kind of odd because there were only about 10 people who really posted there on a regular basis. Of course, when news got out that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon posted there too, the boards flooded overnight, and I stopped posting. I still lurk, hee hee.

Anyway, I asked Kevin (see – first name basis) to say that Twizzlers rock so as I would have a cool quote for my web page, and the above was his response. I was very cool for about 4 and a half days.

So, every time I log onto my blog and I see that “beautimous” face (below) staring at me, I have to stop and catch my breath.

Yummy.

*Ahem*

Toni Blog Rule Time. (Yeah – I just went there.)

1.Anyone who says, thinks, or eats “Red Vines” whilst visiting said blog will be maimed. I just threw up in my mouth even typing that.

2.Red Vines are the DEVIL.

3.There is no debate.

4.They are.

5.There is a huge UGLY bug flying around my monitor!

6.It is dead.

7.Twizzlers are so much tastier, bigger, and redder than the other kind of candy we were talking about.

 CJ – The Code Black episode was so (SO) good. The second half was the icing to a very juicy story. Here is a link to a very detailed episode summary. I always go to Television Without Pity if I miss an episode of a good show. They usually have the best recaps.

Cleric and CJ – You are both on Twizzler Probation for mentioning the red imitation wax-like candy. Next time I will have to maim you - with a Twizzler.

Rusty – When and I going to share the great love story of Toni Anne and Patrick Dempsey? Tsk, tsk, Rusty – that is very private. I am not the kind of girl who kisses (pictures...) and tells. In addition, the spirals are extremely lost.

Kelli and Teena – Ohmigod. He is so hot. *dies*

Twizzler – How could I have just left you out in the cold like that? No Twizzler mention? *sniffkle*

I am sorry there wasn't any good substance to this post, but I have been feeling like a Mack truck hit me on the head. Three times.

Until next time, remember what Kevin says - "...Twizzlers Rock."