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Real Name: Toni Anne Member Since: January 26, 2006 Last Signed In: November 11, 2008 Profile Views: 2568 Blog Views: 7909 President –Elect Obama: Answers the Call An Open Letter to President-Elect Obama: I was wrong. Your Daily Dose of Irony Courtesy of Aprill and the "Gays" As the Bailout Passes, the American People Mourn Your Country Rests In Your Hands Today Victoria CFL and Victoria YR Co-Hosting Candidate Forum on Education Tonight ANSWERED: An Urgent Call For Help Urgent Call for Help - Please Read Fluff and Cleavage (Read At Your Own Risk) (Final Installment) Rockin' the GOP Back to its Roots: My Road to the Rally for the Republic January 06 February 06 March 06 April 06 May 06 June 06 July 06 August 06 September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 "Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our wealth and liberties are in jeopardy" - Congressman Ron Paul July 10th, 2003 "I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." - Ronald Reagan
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