Real Name: Roy Mark Member Since: January 21, 2008 Last Signed In: September 21, 2008 Profile Views: 194 Blog Views: 1360 Poll: Racial misgivings of whites an Obama issue Gov Palin approval 53% and rising Media approval knee high papa and falling Clinton Administration cost us billions in lost offshore royalties Biden's mythical blue collar roots Come out, come out whoever you are SAME OL SAME OH YOU MAY BE A LIBERAL IF WILL THE ADVOCATE EVEN ADMIT IT HAPPENED? THE SKY'S NOT FALLING THE SKY'S NOT FALLIN G Hurricane study puts less blame on global warming April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 
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YOU MAY BE A LIBERAL IF
By John Hawkins With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if... * You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to abortion and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun. * You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57 states. * You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the Communist Party. * You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal. * You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes." * You put a higher priority on oil pipelines possibly inconveniencing a few caribou than you do on lowering the price of gas for everyone in the country by drilling ANWR. * You're worried that Osama Bin Laden might not get a fair trial if we capture him, but want George Bush thrown in prison for being too zealous in protecting us from Al-Qaeda. * You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don't see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount. * You're constantly seeing subtle, coded racism in campaign ads, but see nothing racist about blacks being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action. * You think it's obscene that oil companies are allowed to make 8.3 cents per gallon in profit with gas prices this high, but would never suggest cutting the 13 cents per gallon they pay on taxes to reduce the price of gas. * You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don't think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn't find either country on a map without help. * You think protesting outside of abortion clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights. * You think the case for global warming is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism. * You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with...drumroll, please...more government intervention. * You think the first thing we should have done when Russia invaded Georgia was to take the matter to the United Nations, where Russia sits on the UN Security Council. * You spend your days criticizing the use of private jets, SUVS, and luxurious houses that consume enormous amounts of resources and then ride in an SUV to the airport, get on your private plane, and fly home to your luxurious house. * You have more nice things to say about countries like Cuba and France than you do about your own country. Roy Mark 5 comments from 4 users
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posted by
ragman
on Aug 18, 2008 at 09:34 AM
One more huge load.......... Dumb as a box of rocks.
posted by
marksremarks
on Aug 17, 2008 at 06:59 PM
blog critique by ragman Another huge load........... Smear, Fear, Queer......
A real JesseJacksonesque comment by Ragman Remarkable how many times the word "queer" is used by ragman in his messages. Since the word can have several meanings according to its use, perhaps rags will explain just what he considers "queer" in my postings "You may be a liberal" Could this continual use of the word “queer” in posts be related to what a famous physiologist said “We see in others what we most fear in ourselves” I have seen and heard many uses of "man" as a suffix to describe a fetish for certain parts of the female anatomy such as “breast man” or “legman” but “RAG MAN” ? I would call a fetish such as that “queer” as strange, odd, peculiar.
Roy Mark posted by
ragman
on Aug 17, 2008 at 01:14 PM
Another huge load........... Smear, Fear, Queer...... posted by
freethinker
on Aug 17, 2008 at 09:08 AM
You may be a conservative if you believe anything on the "you may be a liberal if"....list
posted by
BIGJ
on Aug 16, 2008 at 06:07 AM
1) I believe in Handguns 2) There are 7 plus commonwealths seeking statehood or special status. 3) I believe the NRA and the Communist Party are the problem 4) Nope not me 5) Not true, some corps are not paying taxes. What about Corporate Welfare? 6) Drill Drill Drill 7) Was Al-Qaeda in Iraq? Nope. Yes the war is ILLEGAL. 8) Same as 5. There is the difference between being Wealth and being rich. 9) First part is true. Some are using subtle code words. Second part White Women benefit more from Affirmative Action then minorities. 10) No Comment. 11) At Barack Obama wants to end an illegal war what Bush & co. started. 12) Global Warming is a Croc of Sh**. 13) No comment 14) Its called diplomatic order. 15) No 16) Not really, but America need to clean it its own house.
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