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pilot - > A Pirate Aground In The City -> Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween friends! HUrry home after work as will I. There are kiddies to bestow a one night sugar buzz on. I'm sure there are going to be the usual compliment of trucked in teenagers wearing "attitude" tee shirts in place of costumes...., all looking for some candy as well, while praying for a Red Bull instead. For them, I have a special treat. I have about 250 ripe grapefruits, near about bringing my tree to it's knees. What better way to do a kid a favor, than a gift of fresh fruit, eh? They're really juicy this year. Maybe I'll pass out sugar packets and straws with them!

Now, I'll leave you with an election eve ghost story.......



The four ghosts of the White House:

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"


"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"


"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.


Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"


Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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