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Real Name: Mike Austin Gender: male Date of Birth: August 20, 1950 Member Since: October 11, 2005 Last Signed In: October 15, 2008 Profile Views: 2616 Blog Views: 14675 Achtung! Gotten Himmel! Stop The Presses - Keep the Loon Over For Another Shift Charges Leveled That O.J. Jury Just Settling A Score 700 Mil...., No, 800 Mill, and Rising........ The Fall Classic - Classic Results, and a Prediction Prime Rib Wandering Aimlessly, While Folks Trample One Another That's 700 Billion Folks....With a B(u) A Cool Hand Indeed I Am Bad....Am I Bad? Bump Post..... Reddy Kilowatt - Wanted Dead or Alive - or Live Better Electrically October 05 November 05 December 05 January 06 February 06 March 06 April 06 May 06 June 06 July 06 August 06 September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08
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River Invaders Indeed
As I am prone to, I shall offer another view on a story I read here first. I'll skip any further reference to the water hyacinth, as reported on by Tara, and just call a spade a spade. The damn things are water lilies, and nothing more or less than a pain in the ***, and originally a product of some well meaning world traveller who spied them in a river in Asia or South America (depending on which story you believe), and thought they would be a "pretty" addition to some unnamed stream in Florida, Louisiana, or Texas. Bottom line: as usual, it is not nice to mess with mother nature. Story I got from my dad, was that after the water hyacinth was introduced, and proceeded to do what it does, which is to multiply exponentially and choke local streams, some "expert" in his moment of brlliance, deduced that the logical next step, was to import nutria, which are rumored to eat the damn water lilies..........well one brilliant screw-up begat another, and now we have swamps from Tivoli to Tallahassee, choked with "pretty" weeds, and oversized rats that are edible, low in cholesterol, and allegedly prized for their fur, that nobody wants any part of. Again, it would have been better had both scourges been left in their homeland, but it appears that they are here to stay. I say forget the herbicides, just rake 'em up and let them die in the sun. As far as the rats go......they were here before us, and just like cockroaches, they'll be here after we humans have cycled through our existence on planet earth, or the next big fireball from space plops down in Little Rock, causing a nuclear winter that lasts for eons.
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LAHightower
on Jun 30, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Pilot, This may seem a bit dumb, but I've never really looked closely at your picture, so I always thought it was a pic of you calmly playing piano. (Don't ask why, but somehow I saw it that way.) Now I realize you are actually blogging something incredibly witty and sarcastic. Please pardon my blindness. Keep up the good work! As far as the water lilies go, they are pretty.... But there's just so many of them. Didn't the kudzu vine that's taking over the Appalachians come over the same way?
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