My buddy PILOT wanted someone to start a blog about rodeos. Here it is PODNER.
A dummy asked if he could ride one of their kids' horses. "Sure, just give him plenty of rein." On hopped the erstshile cowboy and the horse bolted. The dummy had one hand on the saddlehorn and tried to gather reins with the other hand, all the time hollerin' "Whoa, you S.O.B. whoa.!!!"