RUSTY'S NOTE: No ethnic slur is intended by the fact that there's one word here. Rusty isn't the author. I wonder how Johnny Cash would like this version.

"A Burning Sensation"

SALSA is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
I ate to my heart's desire
then came the ring of fire

My RECTUM turned into a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE



My ROIDS turned into a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE

The TASTE of salsa's neat
but it burns on the toilet seat
DAMN those Mexi-can's
for the pain here on the can

My BOWELS turned into a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE

The fried ice-cream didn't put out the fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE

MMMM Maaaaa I'm bitin the town
Honest Ohhhh man, No it's sad
ehh, but the fire went wild...