http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073 Forget the fact that the world is heading to hell in a basket, ladies and gentlemen. None of that matters anymore since the most important thing that has ever happened in the history of the world ever has happened. Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to her twins. W00t! And of course, the second most important thing that has ever happened in the history of the world ever is that they released to the public the names of these blessed children: Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Not too shabby in my opinion. I mean, I actually like these names, as do I like the names of the rest of their international soccer team. But the Jolie-Pitt twins' names bring to light other celebrity children who aren't as lucky. And by that I mean they have idiotic celebrity parents who give them names like Rainbow Sorbet Lilypad and Zorak. Take Nicholas Cage, for example. He named his child Kal-el, which is Superman's real name. Yeah, I don't care how much money and fame Daddy has. That kid is getting beat up. Just what is up with celebrities feeling the need to name their kids horrendous names? I mean, come on. Why not just name them "My Parents Hate Me." I understand celebs have to keep up with the latest trends, but honestly, they should really draw the line at destroying an infant's life just to keep up with the Joneses. But at least it gives us something to laugh at . And so here is a list compiled by VH1 of the wackiest baby names our cuckoo celebrities can come up with: AUDIO SCIENCE Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon Birth date: May 29, 2003 BANJO Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor Birth date: November 22, 2003 DENIM Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis Birth date: December 2, 2001 Wacky named sibling: Diezel DIXIE DOT Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall Birth Date: April 7, 2003 Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle FIFI TRIXIBELL Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates Birth date: March 31, 1983 Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom GOD'ISS LOVE STONE Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone Birth Date: February 24, 2005 Wacky named sibling: Heaven JERMAJESTY Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra Birth date: 2000 PHINNEUS & HAZEL Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder Birth Date: November 28, 2004 PILOT INSPEKTOR Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf Birth date: September 28, 2003 PIRATE Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis Birth date: March 18, 2005 POPPY HONEY Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver Birth date: March 18, 2002 Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo PUMA Parent: Singer Erykah Badu Birth date: July 5, 2004 Wacky named sibling: Seven REBEL Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue REIGN BEAU Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed Birth date: September 21, 2000 Wacky named sibling: Freedom SAFFRON SAHARA Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh Birth Date: September 25, 1991 Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine Forget the fact that the world is heading to hell in a basket, ladies and gentlemen. None of that matters anymore since the most important thing that has ever happened in the history of the world ever has happened. Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to her twins. W00t! And of course, the second most important thing that has ever happened in the history of the world ever is that they released to the public the names of these blessed children: Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Not too shabby in my opinion. I mean, I actually like these names, as do I like the names of the rest of their international soccer team. But the Jolie-Pitt twins' names bring to light other celebrity children who aren't as lucky. And by that I mean they have idiotic celebrity parents who give them names like Rainbow Sorbet Lilypad and Zorak. Take Nicholas Cage, for example. He named his child Kal-el, which is Superman's real name. Yeah, I don't care how much money and fame Daddy has. That kid is getting beat up. Just what is up with celebrities feeling the need to name their kids horrendous names? I mean, come on. Why not just name them "My Parents Hate Me." I understand celebs have to keep up with the latest trends, but honestly, they should really draw the line at destroying an infant's life just to keep up with the Joneses. But at least it gives us something to laugh at . And so here is a list compiled by VH1 of the wackiest baby names our cuckoo celebrities can come up with: AUDIO SCIENCE Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon Birth date: May 29, 2003 BANJO Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor Birth date: November 22, 2003 DENIM Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis Birth date: December 2, 2001 Wacky named sibling: Diezel DIXIE DOT Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall Birth Date: April 7, 2003 Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle FIFI TRIXIBELL Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates Birth date: March 31, 1983 Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom GOD'ISS LOVE STONE Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone Birth Date: February 24, 2005 Wacky named sibling: Heaven JERMAJESTY Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra Birth date: 2000 PHINNEUS & HAZEL Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder Birth Date: November 28, 2004 PILOT INSPEKTOR Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf Birth date: September 28, 2003 PIRATE Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis Birth date: March 18, 2005 POPPY HONEY Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver Birth date: March 18, 2002 Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo PUMA Parent: Singer Erykah Badu Birth date: July 5, 2004 Wacky named sibling: Seven REBEL Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue REIGN BEAU Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed Birth date: September 21, 2000 Wacky named sibling: Freedom SAFFRON SAHARA Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh Birth Date: September 25, 1991 Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine en-us Ya fergot....Frank Zappa's choices for his daughter and son.....Moon Unit and Dweezil........Then there was Texas Governor Hogg's naming his daughter Ima.......... And now that you're on the south coast, check the birth records for how many Carlas were born in late '61, and Alicias in '83........people are strange.......And most certainly, a hungover dad or two with a warped sense of humor, came up with Benjanin for the surname Dover, or Richard for Head..........which probably would help the kid later in life in copping a plea........... http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58647 http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58647 Ya fergot....Frank Zappa's choices for his daughter and son.....Moon Unit and Dweezil........Then there was Texas Governor Hogg's naming his daughter Ima.......... And now that you're on the south coast, check the birth records for how many Carlas were born in late '61, and Alicias in '83........people are strange.......And most certainly, a hungover dad or two with a warped sense of humor, came up with Benjanin for the surname Dover, or Richard for Head..........which probably would help the kid later in life in copping a plea........... I love celebrity baby names. Makes me feel better about my govment name. LOL. My fave celebrity name is Seven, the son of Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 of Outkast. It's got to be like the ol' who's on first routine every time he gets introduced. "Hi, I'm Seven." "You're kinda big for 7, aren't ya? What's your name boy?" "Seven." "Yeah, I got that. You're 7. But what's your name?" Hehehe It also reminds me of, gulp, Dude where's my car? "what's mine say?" "Sweet!" "I know it's sweet, but what does mine say?" "SWEET!" God help me, I laughed my butt off at that movie. stupid humor gets me almost every time. http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58674 http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58674 I love celebrity baby names. Makes me feel better about my govment name. LOL. My fave celebrity name is Seven, the son of Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 of Outkast. It's got to be like the ol' who's on first routine every time he gets introduced. "Hi, I'm Seven." "You're kinda big for 7, aren't ya? What's your name boy?" "Seven." "Yeah, I got that. You're 7. But what's your name?" Hehehe It also reminds me of, gulp, Dude where's my car? "what's mine say?" "Sweet!" "I know it's sweet, but what does mine say?" "SWEET!" God help me, I laughed my butt off at that movie. stupid humor gets me almost every time. Pilot beat me to the Zappa names, But what else would you expect from someone who composed classics such as We're Only In It For the Money, Weasels Ripped My Flesh and Burnt Weenie Sandwich. All of which I'm a proud owner, by the way, If you want more more ridiculous names, turn to the Police Blotter.   http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58684 http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58684 Pilot beat me to the Zappa names, But what else would you expect from someone who composed classics such as We're Only In It For the Money, Weasels Ripped My Flesh and Burnt Weenie Sandwich. All of which I'm a proud owner, by the way, If you want more more ridiculous names, turn to the Police Blotter.   I'm going to the love-in to sit and play my bongos in the dirt........ http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58902 http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon/8073/#c_58902 I'm going to the love-in to sit and play my bongos in the dirt........