http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/OLDRUSTYBUCKET1/8003 GARON SENT THIS.   WHERE DID THESE JOKERS LEARN THEIR TRADE?. .   Even if you've seen these before, they are still hilarious!!! What DO they teach in journalism courses these days? THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! MAYBE NOT IN VICTORIA, YA THINK? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Miners Refuse to Work after Death Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya' think?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chain-saw Massacre all over again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh at least once a day. GARON SENT THIS.   WHERE DID THESE JOKERS LEARN THEIR TRADE?. .   Even if you've seen these before, they are still hilarious!!! What DO they teach in journalism courses these days? THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! MAYBE NOT IN VICTORIA, YA THINK? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Miners Refuse to Work after Death Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya' think?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chain-saw Massacre all over again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh at least once a day. en-us