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        <title>GRANDMA&#039;S SLEEPING PILLS -  - rusty&apos;s Blog - Victoria Advocate</title>
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        <description>Grandma&#039;s birth control pills..... 
      The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 
      &quot;Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?&quot; 
      &quot;Yes, they help me sleep at night.&quot; 
      &quot;Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!&quot; 
      She reached out and patted the young Doctor&#039;s knee.

 &quot;Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.&quot; 
     
 You gotta love Grandmas!



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        <itunes:summary>Grandma&#039;s birth control pills..... 
      The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 
      &quot;Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?&quot; 
      &quot;Yes, they help me sleep at night.&quot; 
      &quot;Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!&quot; 
      She reached out and patted the young Doctor&#039;s knee.

 &quot;Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.&quot; 
     
 You gotta love Grandmas!



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