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Jesse Lee Wayne
It is a scientific fact that a person whose middle name is Wayne has either been in jail, in jail now or going to jail at some point. Researchers have also found the same for those who are named either Lee or Jesse.
For more than 150 years, various members of Congress have tried to pass some form of a Wayne Act. This act would arrest anyone with the middle name of Wayne once that person turns the age of 17. The Act states that this would be a preventative measure because, at some point, “they’re going to do something anyway. We might as well get it over with.”
Over the years, Congress has tried to add Lee and Jesse amendments on to the Act.
To test it out the "Wayne Theory," I went through the Advocate's police blotter since January 2 of this year to find out who is more dangerous to Victorians – Waynes, Lees or Jesses. Here are the results. You might find them surprising.
Waynes: 0
Lees: 5...
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