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Forget the fact that the world is heading to hell in a basket, ladies and gentlemen. None of that matters anymore since the most important thing that has ever happened in the history of the world ever has happened.
Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to her twins. W00t!
And of course, the second most important thing that has ever happened in the history of the world ever is that they released to the public the names of these blessed children:
Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
Not too shabby in my opinion. I mean, I actually like these names, as do I like the names of the rest of their international soccer team.
But the Jolie-Pitt twins' names bring to light other celebrity children who aren't as lucky. And by that I mean they have idiotic celebrity parents who give them names like Rainbow Sorbet Lilypad and Zorak. Take Nicholas Cage, for example. He named his child Kal-el, which is Superman's real name.
Yeah, I don't care how much money and fame Daddy has. That kid is...
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