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A mysterious vacation
It has been some time since I have last written. You may have wondered where I have been. Then again, you may not have. But I will tell you just the same. I have been with my compatriot, Shawn Clark, in Zanzibar, island of mystery and intrigue.
I cannot tell you exactly what mystery and intrigue we have been up to, but I can tell you it was very mysterious and intriguious. All I can say is that the trip involved diamonds, the belly of a whale, a trained killer dolphin, the deadly yet exciting and lovely Tatiana (who is covered in dueling scars) and our intrepid guide and friend, Mustafa.
Oh, Mustafa. We will miss you. I will never be able to dislodge your terrible, gruesome, most hideous death from my mind. It was horrible, yet strangely funny. I didn’t know those things would try and mate with humans. I really didn’t.
I will always remember one of the last things you said to me, my friend: “When you sleep, I will kill you.”...
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