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About Pamela
Pamela was born the same day that an underwater search submarine discovered the Titanic. While her birth would have been considered an historic day in itself, the discovery of the long-hidden underwater treasure only contributed to the populace's celebration. Pamela went on to survive many harrowing encounters during her beginning of her life, which undoubtedly only strengthed her determination and contributed to her leadership skills. A weaker toddler might have perished after eating handfuls of fertilized dirt from a house plant or being dressed in matching outfits with her mother, but not Pamela. During her school years, Pamela discovered that having good manners and making good grades meant that teachers never suspected her as the cause of any mischief. By using this "good student" guise, Mrs. Elliott never knew that it was in fact Pamela who told the entire first grade class the quiet game was not actually a game but a way to for the grown-ups to silence their young minds and led a rebellion against its further use. And in second grade, when Pamela brought her backpack to school filled with water guns and rubber-band guns, handed them out to all the girls on the playground and led an attack against two particularly rotten boys, Mrs. Garcia . . . Actually, that was kind of obvious since all of the guns had Pamela's initials on them, but she did not get punished for it. This was probably due more to Pamela's ability to cry on demand and not her academic achievements, but that probably didn't hurt. It was not until her senior year of high school that an English teacher discovered her talents for, in the words of Mrs. Renee Simons, "instigating." For further reading, please see "Pamelot: Vol. II, The Adolescent Years, or, Why I Complained About Absolutely Everything for a Decade."
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