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The one thing you have to love about our culture? We can find humor in anything. Our world may be crashing down around us, but we still likes us some good jokes.
(And let's face it, with the recession and our economy in shambles, at least jokes are free...for now).
And so, with...
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OK Tristan – The Spotlight is Yours! I have a nephew (named Tristan) who has been reading my blogs. He asked me to please write about him. (I emailed his mom and asked what she would like to see in a “public” place about her son. She did not email me back.) I think Tristan...
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Okay, so there's been a lot of discussion going on as of late on the Advocate Web site in regards to sex education and teens having sex in general.
Well, considering my school sex education consisted of "This is a condom, which you will never, ever use cause sex is wrong," I can't...
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Well when I saw on the news that someone in France tried to put the Olympic Torch out with a fire extinguisher, my morbid curiosity got the better of me. I was glued to the tv this afternoon like no other afternoon since that white SUV took a stroll down the freeway in California a few years...
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Simon, one of my outdoor cats, is eagerly anticipating his NEXT gopher snack, because the one he had on Sunday was apparently very delicious. First of all Simon is a male yellow cat. He is huge and mostly all muscle. When I weighed him at Thanksgiving, he weighed 19...
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I have REAL COFFEE BEANS on my coffee plant. I call it a plant, but it actually touches the ceiling in my dining room next to the bay window. My dad started this plant years ago from a seed he had brought back from Hawaii. After several years, he gave the plant to us. ...
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I didn’t get to choose the movie as my husband talked me into going with him last night. On the way, I asked him what he really wanted to see and the answer was “10,000 B.C..” Did he really say cave men? It gets worse. He said cave men and...
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Years ago, a squirrel came to visit in our house. He arrived….via the toilet! We have had more laughs with this tale and it is true. One day when my youngest son was home alone (and I was at a friend’s), my son decided to take a bath. He started running the...
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One night, a possum came to visit. After all, we do live in the country. It was a bit unusual though for her to still be there at two o’clock in the afternoon. One of the kids had glanced out of the bathroom window about that time and saw her just hanging from a rather...
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We've received one anonymous call and one signed email from readers unhappy with Aprill Brandon's humor column about Valentine's Day. Anytime you express a strong opinion, others are bound to disagree with it. We aim to provide a balance of views on any topic.
Here's the reader's email and my...
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The last two weeks of my life have been extremely busy with work and college. There has been very little “me” time of which I tend to crave and also an overall guilty feeling because my husband and I have not spent any time with the grandkids. Yesterday afternoon, my...
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As one opens the door to our freezer, our cat, Hallie May, comes jogging with her “grapefruit” size tummy pendulously swinging from side to side. Hallie May is on a restricted diet of dry cat food only, but she requests that her nuggets be served to her frozen. She...
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My dryer not only eats socks…..but also regurgitates buttons. Everyone knows it’s a known fact that dryers eat socks. One can never do their entire weekly laundry without at least 1 or 2 socks missing. Now, my dryer has recently started regurgitating buttons. ...
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I have some friends who live in Cornwall, England, thereabouts, who told me about pasties. Meat pasties. Apparently this is about as popular as tacos are in Texas. The filling in a pastie is about as interchangeable as fillings are in a taco in our neck of the woods. She told me her husband...
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I just finished Stephen Colbert's I Am American (And So Can You!) after picking it off the sale table at the bookstore. If you enjoy Comedy Central's The Colbert Report, you'll definitely enjoy this appallingly ridiculous book.
Colbert's uber right-wing megalomaniac humor couldn't be held...
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